Trevor showed me some image he captured from Ikea. It was depressing.


The first one showed my long lost friend, Melvin, crucified and being sold at RM5. Damn.


Then, another friend, George. Trevor's mum says he's suffering from malnutrition.*


That the butt isn't fleshy* (Do look at Peter on the left, he looks really skinny, shit)



But good thing about our race is that, no matter what happens, we will still smile.



Unlike the expensive but looks-a-bit-emo Paddington bear.

*Trevor says: The statement was true and my mum did say it in Ikea.